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In the Arrested Development season 4 trailer, Lucille’s tag above says “07734”. As anyone who went to elementary school knows, if you flip “07734” upside down on a calculator, it spells out “Hello”.
Annyong, the name of the boy who took down the Bluth’s and brought Lucille to justice, is Korean for “Hello.”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS WAS ONLY 28 SECONDS INTO THE TRAILER WHY IS THIS SHOW SO GOOD
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These two tweets by Trump are a complete atrocity. I know most of what comes out of Trump’s horrible bile-filled mouth is nothing more than sensationalized, ill-informed horseshit but this is just outrageous. This is basically Trump saying that women don’t deserve to be in the military because they can’t go 2 seconds with getting themselves sexually assaulted. Trump’s reasoning is batshit insane, obviously — instead of telling the US military to NOT RAPE OR SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEIR FELLOW SOLDIERS, they should just engage in workplace discrimination and prohibit women who want to serve this country from joining. Why attempt to solve the problem when you can just pretend it doesn’t exist. Trump probably doesn’t realize that there are men who rape men in the military, and if he did, would probably say that gays shouldn’t be allowed either, because look what happens, ignoring the fact that people sexually assault and rape not because they’re gay but because they are hyper-power hungry psychopaths.
Trump, even if most intelligent people discredit his garbage spewing, still has an audience, and is still somewhat influential. Statements like these matter because Trump is a public figure who has people who give a shit about what he says, no matter how ridiculous and flat-out wrong. Fuck Macy’s for allowing this piece of human shit to help sell things. Donald Trump is a sewage plant that has been letting his shit byproduct get into the water of decency for too long. What I’m saying is, Donald Trump is shit personified, and we as a civilized species should not rest until he can’t walk down Park Ave. without having people hurl rotten fruit at his bulbous head.
I’m rambling, so just watch the documentary that should have won the Academy Award this year, The Invisible War. It’s a horrifying yet necessary viewing about all the stuff Trump knows nothing about.
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Have Yahoo headlines become sentient?
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“This is of great importance”
8Here is a sketch titled “Watching Sports” that I helped create
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